URGENT MONKEY NEWS!!!!!!!!!

I know it has been a while since my last post. Things have been quiet on the monkey front......a little too quiet. We think the monkeys are building a W.M.D.(Weapon of Monkey Destruction) We are trying to gather intell right now. As soon as we find out something, I will let you all know! Until next time.................

The Leader of the Oppostion

or just simply

Jabbo

URGENT MONKEY NEWS!!!!!!!

Our intell has picked up on yet another heinous simian plot. The monkeys are planning on acquiring Halloween costumes so that they may get close to our homes without us even knowing. They then have the opportunity to wreak havoc upon us all if they can get through our defenses. The telltale signs that your trick or treaters are really monkeys in disguise are as follows. Instead of saying "trick or treat" they say "eek eek". Also there is the lingering smell of bananas. If they do start throwing something that looks like lumps of chocolate, duck, because it is probably poo. Until next time.....

The Leader of the Opposition

or just simply

Jabbo