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Friday, 06 July 2007

  • Monkey Report

    URGENT MONKEY NEWS!!!!!!!!!

    I know it has been a while since my last post. Things have been quiet on the monkey front......a little too quiet. We think the monkeys are building a W.M.D.(Weapon of Monkey Destruction) We are trying to gather intell right now. As soon as we find out something, I will let you all know! Until next time.................

    The Leader of the Oppostion

    or just simply

    Jabbo

Thursday, 18 January 2007

Thursday, 19 October 2006

  • URGENT MONKEY NEWS!!!!!!!

    Our intell has picked up on yet another heinous simian plot. The monkeys are planning on acquiring Halloween costumes so that they may get close to our homes without us even knowing. They then have the opportunity to wreak havoc upon us all if they can get through our defenses. The telltale signs that your trick or treaters are really monkeys in disguise are as follows. Instead of saying "trick or treat" they say "eek eek". Also there is the lingering smell of bananas. If they do start throwing something that looks like lumps of chocolate, duck, because it is probably poo. Until next time.....

     

    The Leader of the Opposition

    or just simply

    Jabbo

     

Wednesday, 13 September 2006

  • Stupid People

    This morining I made a food run for all of us at the store who wanted breakfast. As I was waiting for the orders to be ready I overheard one of the ladies in the back, in the worst country bumpkin accent, say that she thought Steve Irwin got what he deserved. She said that he deserved it because of how cruel he was to all the animals he encountered. Well I guess this moron did not really know a lot about Steve Irwin. Because if she had, then she would have known that he was very big into wildlife conservation and he was an advocate for all animals great and small. It just proves how stupid one looks when they open their mouth without knowing what they are talking about. Idiots!!!

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